we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I miss vodka workout Fridays
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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