I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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