How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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