i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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