I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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