haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Randomize
