I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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