eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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