Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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