Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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