I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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