we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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