he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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