So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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