saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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