it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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