I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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