Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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