How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I checked into jail on foursquare
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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