Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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