before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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