I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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