don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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