Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Girls should come with a carfax report
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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