yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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