Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
