problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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