uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
MIDGETS
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We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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