he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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