you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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