we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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