singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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