I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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