I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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