I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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