that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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