Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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