Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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