what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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