That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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