i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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