Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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