Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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