Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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