She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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