i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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