I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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