He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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