Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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