You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
You can't special order awesome
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I just found puke in my bra..
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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