Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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