hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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