weddingsv make me drug and hornr
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The best revenge is premature balding
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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