Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she was so not down for the gang bang
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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