Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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