There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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