I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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